The latest anti-pot ads courtesy of the White House's Office of National Drug Control Policy insist that since "there aren't many good jobs out there for potheads," tokers should be content with such employment options as Burrito Taster, TV Remote Control Operator and Couch Security Guard. What, no Pizza Slicer, Doritos Handler or Ice Cream Scooper? This ludicrous campaign has sparked a counter-offensive from The Agitator with their post, "Successful Pot Smokers: Let's Make a List," which has received more than 400 comments.