For the first time, we're giving out our own end-of-the-year awards. Some of the categories are obvious, others just for fun. There are a lot of them - 45 awards! So without further ado, the CelebStoner goes to...

MUSIC

Best Album
Dave Matthews Band's Big Whiskey and the GrooGrux King

Best Song
Family Guy's "Bag of Weed"

Best Line in a Song
"Who says I can't get stoned?" (John Mayer on "Who Says")

Best Frat House Anthem
Asher Roth's "I Love College"

Best "Mary Jane" Song
Tori Amos

Most Deserving Artist to Have a Hit Single
Michael Franti & Spearhead ("Say Hey")

Best Album Title
Tie: Sean Paul's Imperial Blaze
B-Real's Smoke N Mirrors

Best Song Cover
Playing for Change's "War/No More Trouble"

Best Baseball Song
Todd Snider's "America's Favorite Pastime"

Best Snoop Dogg Joint
"I Wanna Rock"

Best Willie Nelson Album
Willie and the Wheel

Best Comeback
Phish

Best Festival
Cypress Hill SmokeOut

Best 40th Anniversary
Woodstock

Best Summer Tour
Blazed & Confused

MOVIES

Best Movie
Adventureland

Worst Movie
Shrink

Funniest Stoner Character
Donald Faison's Leo in Next Day Air

Most Over-the-Top Performance
Nicolas Cage in Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans

Best Bong Hit
Extract

Best Shotgun Hit
It's Complicated

Best Stoned Bar Mitzvah Scene
A Serious Man

Best One-Liner
"That's our stoner" (Jack Black in Year One)

Worst Psychedelic Scene
Taking Woodstock

Best Documentary
The Union: The Business Behind Getting High

TV

Best Show
Weeds

Best Biker Show
Sons of Anarchy

Best Meth Show
Breaking Bad

Best Use of a Vaporizer
Bored to Death

Best SNL Cast Member
Andy Samberg

Best One-Liner
"I'm Peggy Olson and I want to smoke some marijuana" (Elisabeth Moss in Mad Men)

Best Episode
Tie: "420" (Family Guy)
"The Stakeout" (Parks and Recreation)

Best Ecstasy Scene
Eastbound & Down

Best Late-Night Host
Stephen Colbert

Best Documentary
Marijuana Inc.

Best Flashback
Lords of the Revolution

Best Mea Culpa
David Letterman admitting he censored Bill Hicks in 1993

Best 420 Special
Attack of the Show

VIDEO

Best Viral Video
Doc Ellis & the LSD No-No

Best Web Series
Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis

Best Historic Clip
Marijuana Monroe Smoking Pot

Best YouTube Channel
B-RealTV

BOOKS

Best Non-Fiction
John McCaslin's Weed Man

Best Collection
Sex, Drugs & Gefilte Fish

Best Coffee Table Book
Ultraviolet: 69 Blacklight Posters

Also see:
Top 10 CelebStoners of 2009
Top 10 High Tunes of 2008
Top 10 Movies of 2008
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