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MC Flow - 'Pot in the Latkes'

The Jewish holiday Hanukkah begins Sunday night and continues for eight days. Abby Dorsey (a.k.a. MC Flow) sends up the festive occasion with her rap song, "Pot in the Latkes," about cannabis-infused potato pancakes.

But that one little secret, I just didn’t know
Until 30 minutes later when I started to glow
I felt funny, and I couldn’t stop laughing
“How you like those latkes?” my friend kept asking
But I couldn’t really talk, I could only dance
I was stuck in a Hanukkah cannabis trance
Visions of Macabees danced in my head
When that one night of oil lasted eight nights instead
I was straight up trippin’ on the Hanukah miracle
I was so damn high I felt practically biblical
I forgot about Christmas, Santa, elves
My friend and I hugged, feeling proud of ourselves
We were super Jews, Hanukkah junkies
Then my friend said, “Flow, I’ve got such bad munchies”

After eating the loaded latkes, everyone took hits off the glass menorah…

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Steve Bloom

Steve Bloom

Publisher of CelebStoner.com, editor-in-chief of Freedom Leaf, co-author of Pot Culture and Reefer Movie Madness, and the former editor of High Times.