Tommy Chong at the Las Vegas Hempfest on Oct. 3. accepting his Lifetime Achievement Award:
"A couple of years ago I was going around the country bragging that I had beat my cancer with marijuana. Only trouble is: I don't know what kind of strains I used, but I used the kind of strain that the cancer said, Oh fuck I like this one. And it came back, big-time. I'm fighting it. I'm due in for an operation at the end of this month. It's good news: I'm going to get a new asshole. I feel like the Republican Party with Trump. The Republican Party and Tommy Chong have one thing in common: We're both having problems with assholes. I've got a tumor and the Republican Party has Trump."