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Top 10 Pot Jokes on Colbert's Colorado Report

Colbert: "If pot were so safe, then why is everyone from the movie ’Reefer Madness’ now dead?"

Here are Stephen Colbert's Top 10 Pot Jokes from his Mar. 14 Colbert Report:

10. Colorado, a.k.a. Potsylvania.

9. Thank you, stoner icon, Harry Smith - get a haircut, you hippie!

8. Once you've made your stash from your stash, where do you stash it?

7. Denver is becoming the new Amsterdam, only with fewer Americans.

6. Folks, the market has spoken and the market is tokin'.

5. If pot were so safe, then why is everyone from the movie Reefer Madness now dead?

4. They Febreze the money. They might be able to get the smell off a $100 bill, but everyone can see that Ben (Franklin) is baked out of his gourd.

3. Here's how you spot people who've been on the marijuana ski bus. They're the ones snowboarding.

2. If bankers accept drug money they might go to jail. What am I saying? That's got to be a typo. Whoever wrote that line was high.

1. Yes, ganjapreneurs, or toke-coons, or a Captain of Indo-Weed, a Warren Puff-ett, a Willie Nelson Rockefeller.

Steve Bloom

Steve Bloom

Publisher of CelebStoner.com, former editor of High Times and Freedom Leaf and co-author of Pot Culture and Reefer Movie Madness.