Brad Pitt: 'We Don't Bassoon in My House Anymore'

On the latest episode of his web series, Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis, the comedian interviews Brad Pitt. It's an awkward Q&A to say the least. At one point, Galifianakis offers Pitt a gift he calls a bassoon, but sure looks like a bong.

Brad Pitt with the bassoon, er, bong.

Galifianakis: I got you a gift. It's right behind the fern there.

(It's a gift-wrapped, three-foot bong.)

Pitt (smiling): Jesus, I wonder what that is.

Galifianakis: It's a bassoon.

Pitt: I thought it was a bowling ball.

(Galifianakis hands him a gilt-wrapped lighter.)

Pitt: Thank you. You know I'm a dad now?

Galifianakis: That's a bassoon. You can play it for your kids.

(Pitt puts it on the floor.)

Pitt: You know, we don't bassoon in my house anymore.

Pitt is currently starring in the World War II flick, Fury.

Steve Bloom

Steve Bloom

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